Unfortunately I am not able to take phone calls due to unwanted conversations styles mainly, but it's also not as practical — so, texting only at (236) 516-L0VE(5083). You can't set up a visit without providing a usable texting number which I can rely on for you. Emails are valued, but I don't get a sound-based notification unless it's a text, so it's not a great way to get a quick response. That said, some people like more wordy correspondence by email, and I love that too :)) My email is see.transparen@gmail.com ))

Please text me with your first name and your age (and how you'd like to connect or any questions). Please don't share your skin color, racial background or nationality — also please don't send photos of yourself. What matters to me is who you are on the inside 💘 ))))))  Ideally, it's most time efficient for short-notice inquiries if you have completed my screening form found at this link. This takes about 15 minutes and can be done online, or by text )) 

I appreciate thoughtful, introductory, and courteous messages — but anything goes. I didn't used to like "Hi" texts, but now I don't mind them at all 😂😂. Please note : Unsolicited explicit images are not really appreciated except for a laugh — and you will not be receiving any response.

I no longer have set work hours. Sometimes my sleep patterns shift more into very early mornings, other times more into later nights. On the days I plan to work : Whenever I naturally wake up, I spend 2-3 hours on hygiene, glamming up and tidying the place to be ready to host. By the way, this hygiene and glam keeps getting touched up throughout the day. Once that's done, I'm available with 30 mins notice for those who have completed my screening — and I start checking my work phone and responding. I also try to check my phone on the days and times when I'm not available incase anyone is inquiring about a future time just to see if I have anything else planned already for then. I check much less often when I'm not ready to be on call. 

Our first meeting will always take place at my home. In future visits, I will not be comfortable travelling to your home — it will have to be a major hotel in the Vancouver area. There will be a $50 travel fee for that.

I sometimes know that I have other plans in the coming days, or at a certain time. Even if you can't reserve the time with me in advance through special arrangements (as explained in my rates) I'm still always pleased to let you know how things are likely going to be going. The only problem is, I never really know for sure unless you are reserving the time in advance.

Some people prefer to pay by e-transfer when they arrive. Personally, I'm not a fan of that, as I find the logistical effort bleeds into our time and takes away from comfortably connecting — especially when e-transfers take a while to go through. Of course, nothing can proceed until I have fully received the transfer. Some banks send them instantly, others are hit and miss. However, I understand if it's necessary. My e-transfer email is unity.life.mystery.school@gmail.com )) 

Once you've successfully completed my 15 minute screening process found at this link, I'll only need 30 minutes notice at the times I'm available )) I can guide you through the whole thing when I'm available to answer, or it also be done online whenever's good for you. Either way, you'll need to listen to the 11 minute introductory audio and record the numbers you hear in there, to send to me. For those in a rush, it's best to get the audio out of the way in advance ))

You should be able to see that I'm a good person from this website (especially the healing section) — bad people aren't too good at creative writing of this beautiful nature )) Also, there's no way a scammer could or would fake my art website which is linked from the navigation bar. I'm looking for people who have basic discernment at least that good, to be able to tell that I'm not a horrible person in secret, assuming the person you text is the same one who created this beautiful presentation and all this amazing art )) 

But sometimes hackers can steal people's ads from certain platforms and change the phone numbers, so that a good person's beautifully created and real-looking ad is being used by a scammer to another number. If this worries you, skip the online screening process and text me without mentioning that part. I will force you by text to go through that time consuming process before I can serve you — and a scammer would never do that. They just want your money as fast as possible. 

Also, this website has better security from hacking, as do most high level website building platforms. So usually what you'll see when an ad has been hacked is a different phone number on the ad than on the website. You can check that the number is the same on both — It is highly unlikely that a hacker could hijack both. 

When you arrive, I’ll receive the fee and we’ll sit down to chat for 5–10 minutes, or longer if you wish. Afterward, you can enjoy a quick shower while I get ready — and this is mandatory if you haven't showered recently. From there, we’ll settle into the time together at a relaxed and unhurried pace. There will be a clean towel and a shower if you like before you leave as well, if there is extra time. You will never be rudely dismissed before your time. 

If you are crunched for time and sacrificing time for the budget, I promise to keep the chat to 5 mins. But please don't make it into a stress-case scenario about weather I'm capable of tracking the time of our chat, cause it's an opportunity to relax a bit. With time as a crunch, you need to let go relax MORE to de-stress not less. But I promise I'll be concerned for the best outcome for for you, which is for us both, regarding the time.

If it's a shorter time, of course, please be on my team about when the end time is. I will track the time with a silent alarm so that I can find an appropriate moment to alert you if I judge it's needed to give time warning, so you don't have to think about it. I will do it all to avoid you any stress, but please be on my team if your short time is up. It's nothing personal at all — time is my only method of negotiation by choice. Thank you so so much for understanding. 

Extra presents are not at all expected, but this is a beautiful way to express your appreciation and love )) Thank you !! ◊💘💘 )) Right now I'm not drinking actually, sorry. I also love flowers, which are so my favourite of a regular, normally priced gift. Please don't be bashful about tiny, cute or handmade bouquets. Your bouquet will be anonymously posted here unless you otherwise specify that a first name is OK to speak of. All proceeds will go towards it. Frankly, right now I'm pretty tight for cash so I think I most appreciate money as a gift if you are in a position. But also, I must say, for the generous types, anyone who would like to give a present, something more expensive, I'd really appreciate a gift certificate to Dita Von Teese Lingerie. Then there is the $72 a month Patreon to help contribute to my lingerie addiction that way, but that's on pause at the moment, yet you can access my full photo bank there at least.